Shopping Extravaganza

It took a great willpower to be able to walk away from the gold hot pants. Sometimes you need to take an honest look at your wardrobe and think about how these pants would make your other clothes feel. I did, however, buy these:









and of course, these:











After much shopping, we all had dinner together as is our wont. The topic of conversation was "Vagina Foot". I don't know how it started, something about an add for foot pain and we were off. We were trying to figure out the um, engineering, that would make this device (see photo) useable for those men who like feet. Who like them alot. Who like them so much they want to put things into a foot which has no opening.













We discussed the problem of having an opening along the arch, which was my suggestion. There's the problem of not enough depth and therefore, causing discomfort. Coming in through the top where you would cut the leg off a body would be too much like a bone marrow thing and that probably turns off the freaky footmen. If you angle this opening along the top of the foot, the toes may hit said freaky footman but that may be a turn on. Most likely to a small audience of foot/bondage folks.

We pondered and we planned and we ate until someone remembered seeing a similar device with the insertion point angled in through the sole and up towards the ankle. Voila! Problem solved.

We were very proud of ourselves.