Ricardo and Saadia's Big Day
This is me waiting for Ricardo at Grand Central Station. I went with Paul and Vanessa (heretofore known as "Paulnessa" because they have morphed into one unit).
The other half was Vanessa (singular) but it wasn't the most flattering photo so I kept me. This is a much better photo of her:
She's sitting by the gay erotic novels in a bookstore. Paul pointed out that maybe we should try to not get the titles of the books in the photos but I think they would have made the shot that much better. Porn in many varieties is like butter, it just makes stuff better or funnier.
Here's the star of the show, Ricardo:
Our happy bachelor stands at about 6 feet, a trim 175 lbs, likes polka, macrame and is kind to animals. He was once a stand in for Ricardo Montalaban in the last Star Trek Movie until the director fired him for not truly feeling the Wrath of Khan. He's looking for a nice girl who can keep a kosher kitchen. Good luck, Ricardo!
Here's our costar, Saadia:
Saadia is a former pro-wrestler on the disabled women's circuit, is about this tall, and can play the castanets with her teeth. She speaks fluent Catalan which nobody understands and worked as pastry chef for the aged. She holds weekly seances for those of us with pets who have recently passed on. Let's welcome Saadia!
We froze our asses walking over to Chinatown and warmed up with coffee at some place that was packed with people and famous for being packed with people. I also ran into a very dear friend, Judy, who I need to call and see and just make time for because she's worth it.
The hours passed too quickly and it was time to put us all back on trains to our homes. We had a fantastic time and we'll be doing this again soon.
18 comments:
Damn that poofy hair of mine! At least this photo is far enough away where I can't say I hate it. LOL
Speaking of which, where are the ones I took of you, eh?
I had a blast, thank you for coming into the Big City.
When's the next field trip?
Your hair looks fine. The photos of me were downright scary; my nostrils were too flared or something.
Our next field trip must include CR and others but not until it's warmer out. This weather blows. I hate the spring.
175? lol! Saadia, the hair looks fine.
Sounds like a fun time was had by all! Thanks for sharing. It's good to know that blogging can actually bring people together - we're not just hunched over our keyboards typing and ingesting vices!
Why do I have one red eye? And why are three of my teeth yellow and three are white??!! I swear I brush that side!
At least you have teef you red-eyed wench! Actually, I tried uploading the photo that I modified giving you pearly white teeth and two red eyes but the stupid Mac likes to hide files where they can't be found.
oh sounds like a real fun day
Thanks for sharing! I'm glad you guys had a good time.
fun
Love Ricardo & NYC, what a awesome day.
I too like butter with my porn.
Jimbo! You're back! Gee I've missed you.
Butter? Porn? Must one decide?
Butter makes everything better.
Oh wow! You got to meet Ricardo! He's such a cutiepie! Looks like you guys had a great time! I'm jealous!
:)
Glad you noticed Maritza. Unfortunately no daily fun word. My blog was snatched up so I'm on to better things. I like your new photo blogging especially the green pants.
Nice pics. Vanessa looks cute. Just curious as to why she's all smiles while near the gay porn.
I miss the daily fun word. Those were good times. Looking forward to reading more of your stuffses and I'll hook you up with Lady Greenpants.
Leon - thanks. She's all smiles because of the gay porn and butter! Duh!
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